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BSNYC o ansamblu Whitesnake:
Like a cancer diagnosis after decades of smoking, the invasion of Pearl Harbor after a century of isolationism, or the day you finally admit to yourself that you should not have gotten that Whitesnake tattoo, this was the moment when the reality of the situation became undeniable and I realized that my life would be changed forever.

Scott o jutjubu:
There’s plenty of fodder on YouTube for making fun of hipsters, fixie riders, MTBers, BMXers and whatnot, but what do roadies post to YouTube besides that one ride where Lance burned Jan on L’Alpe D’Huez?

Jim o cestarjih in Materi Terezi:
Scott – we post videos of roadies getting into fistfights in roadraces (filed under Humor, Pathetic), long boring rambles about how bad we suffered in a local roadrace or training ride, pictures of our disgusting roadrash, more wattage figures, and bitchy comments on other peoples’ websites. It is all endlessly fascinating to other roadracers. Sure, it ain’t much, but when you give up food, booze, your social life, and the idea that your legs aren’t supposed to hurt all the time, you don’t have a lot left. It’s like joining the priesthood, except you date women and are probably going to hell for wanting to go all Inquisition on most car operators. On the positive side, roadracers typically have much higher hematocrit levels than your average Franciscan, though we committed the sin of envy w/r/t Mother Theresa, for being able to maintain her 91 pound pure climber’s build seemingly effortlessly.

Todd o cf vodi in anon o vibracijah:
todd: Um…how would you feel about partnering up on the big invention I’ve been working on- CARBON FIBER WATER!Just imagine the nerds who’d line up to pay through the nose for high tech water that weighs only half as much as regular water. Cause really, what’s the point in having a 14lb bike if you’re gonna load it up with 6lbs of water? I got my Mr. Wizard’s Junior Chemist Kit up and running in my garage and the molecular blueprints are already on file at the US Patent Office. With your laser guided water bottle filled with my water, we could make millions Snob, millions*.
*tole je najbrž Kenny Banja: this is gold Jerry, gold I tell you
Anonymous said… the cf water would go nicely with the scandium catheter i’m currently marketing for raam. one hitch though; due to it’s rigidity (note: it will absorb road vibrations), i’ve had to make some after market modifications which have put me in patent conflict with the bendy straw folks.

DrOnyx o Slaku:
O kvaliteti same produkcije človečkov bi morali vendarle kakšno reči še zdravniki, ki dobijo v roke sem ter tja tudi koga, ki si ne zasluži SiQ certifikata in to ne po lastni krivdi. Seveda nam pa po TV kažejo same popolne ljudi (z izjemo Slaka, ki je pa v bistvu samo nevrotičen).

BSNY o kongresnikih:
the car creeping along a narrow street in search of parking a space like a congressman trolling for a hooker

BSLJ#4

Presneto, preveč berem bsnyc.
Včeraj sem bil po dolgem času v Ljubljani. Ne v Ljubljani na železniški postaji in direktiva v biro. Ne v Ljubljani skozi fužine v biro. V Celovcu. Po nekištrase, čez nekidruzgagasse, park Marije Terezije, mimo Rathausa, do Hansa v Mauntnbajkerju. Kjer sem končno videl Langsterja. In sicer monaco edition. Ne vem, se ne spoznam dosti na te edicije, ampak tale se mi zdi še posebej naphana z neumnimi detajli. Ima sicer zavore, ročke so črne, da so čimbolj neopazne in čisto v centru, da so čimmanj uporabne. Držal naj bi balanco spodaj, kjer je dejansko povita. Ne ni povita, gor ima nataknjeno nekakšno gumo, ki se odpira, ker pač ni narejena za krivo balanco. Kolesa sploh nimajo QR, ampak kar navadne matice. Drugače pa lušten kolešček s človeškim prestavnim razmerjem. Ima karbonsko zicštucno in vilce.

Langster

Zraven je postavljena cosmic carbone slr, da te malo pri srcu štokne.
Nekolesarski hajlajt dneva je bil vsekakor naš čovjek v belem mercedezu 190, znižanem, zrostanem, letnik cca 1990. Vse so ble njegove. Edini ki zna skozi oranžno zapeljat v Celovcu.
Skratka en mali krogec, ko imaš pol ure občutek da si v pravem mestu.

P.S.: Kako je bslj v podnu. Da zaviham nos, moram dejansko čez mejo.

P.P.S.: Tole bi moralo biti objavljeno že par dni prej, ampak je morala tekst preveriti še moja ekipa odvetnikov in strokovnjakov iz različnih področij, ker se v komentarjih pojavlja nek vseznalec ki mi ruši avtoriteto. Naj samo še omenim da na tem blogu ne vlada demokracija, kot si nekateri zmotno predstavljajo.

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Nagrada

Morda sta že opazila, da zadnje čase dajem naslove mojim prispevkom v obliki samostalnikov. To je zato ker ponovno gledam Seinfelda. Dokler se ne naveličam, bodo vsi naslovi v tem stilu, tako kot naslovi Seinfeldovih epizod.

Tako kot se pravemu BS spodobi, je tokrat na vrsti nagradna igra.

Imenuj epizodi Seinfelda, ki imata isto glasbeno podlogo. Nagrado dobi prvi ki napiše pravilno rešitev v komentarjih.

Nagrada je sled očiščenega odseka potke.

www.seinfeldscripts.com

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seinfeld

Tačka

…But there are other things littering the shore of the Rubicon you cross when you truly become a cyclist.

You really feel like a cyclist when

• you stand up to walk around the house and your legs hurt like hell, and it makes you smile.
• you inadvertently make a hand signal while you’re riding down the road… in your car.
• ….
• you have two totally different circles of friends – those who ride, and those who don’t – and the circle of riders is as large as, or maybe bigger, than the other group.

unholyrouleur-jim.blogspot.com/2009/09/feeling-like-cyclist

Definitivno nisem kolesar. Zadnjič se z bratom pripeljeva dol s Kuma, stopim s kolesa in jaz avtomatsko z nogo iščem tačko da bom postavil kolo. Refleksno. Pa od kje meni ta refleks? V življenju nisem imel, čakaj malo, ko sem bil star 5 let sem pa imel na kolesu tačko. Travme iz otroštva? Pred kratkim sem se za 5 minut vozil z “mtb” kolesom s tačko. Mogoče je pa tačka tako naravna stvar na kolesu, da mi je prišlo to v podzavest ob bežnem stiku. Geni – memi – virusi – zelo nalezljivi virusi – zelo nalezljivi miselni virusi. Konec koncev, karbonska tačka s kakšnim delom iz titana, oblikovana v vetrovniku niti nebi tehtala veliko. Najbrž bi tudi zelo slabo podpirala kolo. Itak. But that’s beside the point.

Kot drugo se mi zgodi na kolesu, da v križišču z desno roko želim vklopiti smernik. Pa sploh nimam avta!!!! Pa kaj sem jaz, trekinški avtofarer, gaddemet!