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23 oktober, 2009

Zakaj berem bloge 2

Shranjeno pod: english, kolo — zigak @ 4:05 popoldan

BSNYC o ansamblu Whitesnake:
Like a cancer diagnosis after decades of smoking, the invasion of Pearl Harbor after a century of isolationism, or the day you finally admit to yourself that you should not have gotten that Whitesnake tattoo, this was the moment when the reality of the situation became undeniable and I realized that my life would be changed forever.

Scott o jutjubu:
There’s plenty of fodder on YouTube for making fun of hipsters, fixie riders, MTBers, BMXers and whatnot, but what do roadies post to YouTube besides that one ride where Lance burned Jan on L’Alpe D’Huez?

Jim o cestarjih in Materi Terezi:
Scott – we post videos of roadies getting into fistfights in roadraces (filed under Humor, Pathetic), long boring rambles about how bad we suffered in a local roadrace or training ride, pictures of our disgusting roadrash, more wattage figures, and bitchy comments on other peoples’ websites. It is all endlessly fascinating to other roadracers. Sure, it ain’t much, but when you give up food, booze, your social life, and the idea that your legs aren’t supposed to hurt all the time, you don’t have a lot left. It’s like joining the priesthood, except you date women and are probably going to hell for wanting to go all Inquisition on most car operators. On the positive side, roadracers typically have much higher hematocrit levels than your average Franciscan, though we committed the sin of envy w/r/t Mother Theresa, for being able to maintain her 91 pound pure climber’s build seemingly effortlessly.

Todd o cf vodi in anon o vibracijah:
todd: Um…how would you feel about partnering up on the big invention I’ve been working on- CARBON FIBER WATER!Just imagine the nerds who’d line up to pay through the nose for high tech water that weighs only half as much as regular water. Cause really, what’s the point in having a 14lb bike if you’re gonna load it up with 6lbs of water? I got my Mr. Wizard’s Junior Chemist Kit up and running in my garage and the molecular blueprints are already on file at the US Patent Office. With your laser guided water bottle filled with my water, we could make millions Snob, millions*.
*tole je najbrž Kenny Banja: this is gold Jerry, gold I tell you
Anonymous said… the cf water would go nicely with the scandium catheter i’m currently marketing for raam. one hitch though; due to it’s rigidity (note: it will absorb road vibrations), i’ve had to make some after market modifications which have put me in patent conflict with the bendy straw folks.

DrOnyx o Slaku:
O kvaliteti same produkcije človečkov bi morali vendarle kakšno reči še zdravniki, ki dobijo v roke sem ter tja tudi koga, ki si ne zasluži SiQ certifikata in to ne po lastni krivdi. Seveda nam pa po TV kažejo same popolne ljudi (z izjemo Slaka, ki je pa v bistvu samo nevrotičen).

BSNY o kongresnikih:
the car creeping along a narrow street in search of parking a space like a congressman trolling for a hooker

3 september, 2009

BSLJ

Shranjeno pod: english, nerganja — zigak @ 6:49 popoldan

Presneto, preveč berem bsnyc.
Včeraj sem bil po dolgem času v Ljubljani. Ne v Ljubljani na železniški postaji in direktiva v biro. Ne v Ljubljani skozi fužine v biro. V Ljubljani. Na tromostovju, mimo mačka, po židovski, en mali krogec, ko imaš pol ure občutek da si v pravem mestu.
Zagledam spimpanega ponija in kaj pomislim: damn hipsters and their fixies D. Ne, brez skrbi, fiksija še nisem videl. Baje pa so že pri nas. Ampak v pravem kontekstu. Vozijo jih geeki (kao poznavalci) in ne tipi ki sedijo pred mačkom ali žmavcem. Aja tudi mimo žmavca sem šel. Tiste mesarije zraven ni več. Pa računalniška trgovina na vogalu je ratala trendi bufet.
Pri šentjakobskem mostu vidim prizor, da me je skoraj na rit vrglo. Kolona ene 10 avtomobilov čaka na semaforju da se iz Krakovskega nasipa vključi na Zoisovo.
Škoda da nimamo pri nas craigslista: You were riding a Focus mountainbike with maxxis tires. Fully dressed up in lycra with camelback, spd’s and everything. I saw you waiting at the stoplight in the row with other cars. Why? You’re narrow enough to drive by the waiting line instead of taking 4m of precious space for another car to drive through red. And why, oh why on earth were you wearing red red lipstick on a bike ride? Just wondering.

P.S.: Razlaga neznanih pojmov sledi v komentarjih, če bo koga zanimalo. Čebela računam nate.

11 december, 2008

Scanuppia from Bessenello

Shranjeno pod: english, kolo — zigak @ 3:44 popoldan

začetek klanca

slovenska verzija

Introduction

Which climb is the hardest? The one with the most altitude meters gained? The one with the steepest average gradient? The one with the steepest section? Which climb is the hardest in Slovenia, Vršič, Kum, Sveta Gora, perhaps Jelenov klanec? Debates like tis are always dwelling among the cyclists. Guys on the salite.ch website have devised a cunning plan, well a formula, that recognizes all of the factors mentioned above and some more; this is the link to the page explaining the formula: www.salite.ch/struttura/indice_diff_en.asp. They have a groving database of climbs, more than 8000 of them and growing. The climb rated toughest by their formula is the climb to Scanuppia from Bessenello. The Climb. Off course this is the one to climb. This thought stuck in my thick head. So I had a look around, gather the infos, where the heck is Bessenello. It isn’t that far, actually. Lousy 350 km from Slovenian border, above Verona in a glacial valley connecting Verona and the city of Trento. Rising above the valley is Scanuppia plateau, plateau is a vague term for a inclined mountain side with pastures and in the lower part filled with weekend cottages. Top part is protected area, some sort of nature reserve or a national park.

(več…)

7 december, 2007

Virtual insanity

Shranjeno pod: english — zigak @ 9:29 am

The other day, my wife an I were watching Two and a Half men. There was this scene, where Charlie, his brother and the half wit barged in his mother’s house. I don’t know why. Anyway, she and her friend, played by Richard Wagner were about to pull a McNasty, and there was this funny line about a leather gear, and a guy in the public starts laughing out loud. Nobody else in the public laughs but him. I say to my wife: (več…)

20 november, 2007

Jumping Jack

Shranjeno pod: english — zigak @ 1:28 popoldan

Ahhh, this brings back memories :)

Jumping jack

I used to play this game like crazy through the whole night. So simple, yet so addictive.
Left: “.” “;” or “?”

Right: space

Jump: Shift

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Try this site for your favorite game: http://www.zxspectrum.net/

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